Reincarnation Gone South

Allen R Smith
May 15, 2021 · 4 min read

Everything I learned about life after death turned out to be wrong

Photo by Sahand Babali on Unsplash

For the life of me, I can’t figure out how I got here. A month ago, I was adjusting to my short stay in purgatory, when poof! The next thing I know, I’m a free-range roaster standing in the middle of Mandelbaum’s Poultry Farm.

My life came to an abrupt end several weeks ago during a fatal accident while rock climbing in Yosemite…