Relationship Messaging
You will figure it out
Talk between the two guys on WhatsApp.
1st — Hey Chum
Have you reached
2nd — No, in the alley parking garage.
What about you?
1st — Totally fucked up
I got up late can’t make it
2nd — It’s okay, buddy.
I will ride back.
We will make it some other day.
1st — Thanks, pal.
Discussion between two women on WhatsApp.
1st — Hey, have you hit the mall.
2nd — Yes was an hour earlier to avoid traffic.
So what about you?
1st — Yes was so energized about this outing.
I’m in the restroom of the mall. I will catch you in a couple of minutes.
Dialogue between boyfriend and girlfriend.
Girl Friend — Hi dear, have you reached
Within 1sec
can you respond
Within 1sec
you are not picking up your call
Within 1sec
I’m sick of you not being on time.
Within 1sec
I’m splitting up with you.
Within 1sec
You don’t care a shit about me.
Someone slaps her on the shoulder. She turns and says, hi, you didn’t pick your call. Oh! I left in silence and forgot to take it back.
Tap Message Delete for Everybody.
Husband-Wife Conversation.
Wife — What time are you heading home?
It’s an hour later.
Husband — Will be late hanging out with friends.
Within one second
Wife — I have something important.
Husband — Fast, my friends are awaiting & calling me.
The wife sends in a video. The husband is left staring with an open mouth. Guys, I guess I should go right away. A guest invited himself un-called.
Husband, all happy and gay, reach the house to find the wife sleeping with cold food on the table.
Husband wobbles on waking his wife. She opposes him off, saying, I’m sleeping.
What was that pornography video of yours to entice me?
A new way to stimulate in seizing you home on time.
