Republican Conscience Cleaner

Helps rid you of those annoying ethical pangs

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Are you a legislator who’s having a hard time sleeping? Do you find yourself tossing and turning, constantly worried about following your principles or doing a proper job?

Then you need Conscience Cleaner®, the brand new ethics cleanser brought to you by today’s Republican Party, the makers of Truth-B-Gone®…