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Republican Members of the Judicial Committee Fear More Liberal Judges
Improving the Supreme Court selection in light of the Amy Coney Barrett controversy
A recent revelation found that Supreme Court Justice Amy Coney Barrett was part of the People of Praise faith group accused of controlling and abusive behavior including incest. As such, the Republican members of the Judicial Committee met to take stock.
Chuck Grassley: I called you here to take stock. Justice Coney Barrett is trending on Twitter and it’s time to put a plan into action. There can be no more Liberal nominees that make it to the big house.
With the recent leaks on Roe v. Wade, I’m afraid we could lose Justice Samuel Alito and Coney Barrett and make ourselves vulnerable.
Cornyn: We can’t have that!
Grassley: First though, I’d like to do a roll-call of all our caucasian representatives. By way of acknowledging you are present, please remove your hood.
Lindsey Graham?
Graham: Kill Putin.
Grassley: Got it, Lindsey. Next, are John Cornyn and Mike Lee present?
Cornyn & Lee: Here, boss.
