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The Haven

Republican Party HQ Luncheon Menu

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Uneducated large Louisiana Shrimp and slow dashed HOPES on a bed of Misogynist Ice

Scorn Fritters on a bed of no Grit(s) with money-glazed “smirked” Virginia Ham

Dressed Mexican el Pollo “Parsons Noses”, on a bed of egg-yellow Angel Hair…



A Place to Be Funny Without Being a Jerk

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Brand Nerd. Waiting for the fat lady to sing ! Dyslexic - is it there or their. Passionate about making time to just think!! Sadly thinking hasn’t helped much.