Republicans Vote to Ban Alien Abductions For Abortion
Roswell, NM — The Republican-controlled state senate in New Mexico passed a package of celestial control reforms, which included limits on who can be abducted by the aliens and for what purposes. Bill passed with the overwhelming waving of tin foil hats and prayers; thoughts and thinking were absent.
In another successful attempt to control women’s bodies and location, GOP banned women’s right to be beamed up and receive abortion procedures on an alien spacecraft. “We had to tie every loose end,” explained State Senator Josh Klea. “This bill bans not just abortion procedures on alien spacecrafts, but crossing the state lines with the help of UFOs for abortion, crossing lines of low earth orbit, Kuiper belt or even lines of galaxies through wormholes.”
The package also bans beaming up fetuses out of wombs, and/or beaming up women and dropping them from height in hopes of forced miscarriages.
Interstellar abortion is also prohibited in cases of interplanetary conceptions, even if the fetus’s father is of a Reptile race or Anunaki.
The bill was introduced after the famous Youtube amateur astronaut and nutritionist Nabo Zvaree alleged that Democrats and Planned Parenthood are building abortion clinics on the moon and the Low Venus Orbit.
Mr. Zvaree also alleges, that there have been multiple unauthorized abortion-related abductions after Roe v. Wade was abolished. “2,000 wombs!” screamed the Youtube star from the top of his lungs.
“They couldn’t get the transportation deal with earthlings, so they had to turn to aliens”, stated Nabo in his hour-long rant. “This is lunacy! pun intended!” As he alleges, some of the space billionaires refused to be part of the abortion scheme, because they aren’t as progressive as thought before.
It is unknown whether aliens will be allowed to terminate the pregnancy of alien women, who were impregnated on earth. “This is a gray area,” said Josh Klea. “But the next package of bills is on its way and we will include everything.” As representative Klea admitted, when he says everything, he means literally everything.
The bill will be enforced by the state Space Force and local para-space groups like Earth Keepers and Proud Foils.
