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Chicago weather hits 35

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“It’s time to squeeze those winter bods into your bikinis, people!” Said Illinois Governor Pritzker. It’s 35 degrees in the second city and everybody’s removing their parka. Sexy.

Lori Lightfoot and her wife were seen mask-icnicking at the Montrose Harbor, carrying parasols and fanning themselves as Chicago weather hit a…

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