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Revenge Fantasies for Idiots: Glint Eatwood’s Nasty Gunslinger

Part 3 in an ongoing series

Photo by Drew Dau on Unsplash

Alphonse “Al” Pakka is a reformed gunslinger. He has gone soft in retirement on his Nebraska alpaca ranch. His wife has just died of scurvy, leaving him with 2 toddlers and a teacup Yorkie.

Humorous montage showing Al trying to wrangle an alpaca.

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Matthew Thiele

Matthew Thiele

Teacher. Satirist. Scholar. Published in Slackjaw, Points in Case, McSweeney’s, Ben Jonson Journal, and elsewhere. Definitely not a robot. Or an alien.