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RIP, Nonprofit Fundraising Event

A totally and completely serious obituary

Image: Photos by Lanty/Unsplash

Fundraising Event, 158, died March 19, 2022 in Kalamazoo, MI, where it was born. A memorial service, attended by 101,300 nonprofit fundraisers, was held Thursday evening at kitschy, renovated firehouse event spaces everywhere, replete with discount Chiavari chairs, bone-color linens, and cold chicken.

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Evan Wildstein

Evan Wildstein

Words on work, organizational culture, and humor. More at https://evanwildstein.com.