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Ellie Salvaje
Ellie Salvaje

Jan 25

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MENTAL ILLNESS

Rudy Giuliani Honors 9/11 By Selling Autographed T-Shirts for $911

Something to die for

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Rudy Giuliani is 4 months late for honoring 9/11. Or 8 months early.

In a desperate attempt to cover his legal fund debt (because Brandon Trump refused to pay Giuliani his legal fees), Giuliani decided to get into the E-commerce business…

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