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Rudy Giuliani Survives a Withering Attack By a Store Employee

Fortunately, he was able to go the distance.

By now most of us have seen the video. That’s right, we saw Rudy Giuliani survive a vicious pat on the back by a ShopRite employee. Right now legal experts are debating whether the physical contact constituted a second-degree slap or a third-degree pat. But let’s take a deeper dive into this.

Mr. Giuliani said that he had to take a step or two forward after being slapped and that it was a good thing he was in good shape for a 78-year-old. I’m glad to see…

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Larrylambert

Larrylambert

You probably don't know my name, but have likely seen my work. I'va written for numerous syndicated cartoon strips and my gags have appeared in national pubs.