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Russia Plans to Build Village for US Conservatives Escaping ‘Woke’

3 min readAug 20, 2024

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Newsweek is reporting that plans are in place to build a village in the Moscow region for conservative Americans and Canadians. On Thursday, the Kremlin-backed RIA Novosti news agency outlined a community that caters to expatriates with “traditional” values, writing that construction is expected to begin next year. It states, “Moscow will provide assistance to any foreigners who want to escape the neo-liberal ideals being put forward in their countries and move to Russia, where traditional values reign supreme, according to a decree signed by President Vladimir Putin.” In response, ultra-conservative conspiracy theorist Alex Jones told his listeners that he is seriously considering taking Putin up on the offer — and he told them they should too.

Wow! Is this the best idea ever, or what? I mean, Harris should immediately announce some sort of initiative to provide funding in order to help make this thing happen in a timely manner. Say what you will about Russia, but conservatives and MAGAs will simply love the fact that Russia doesn’t have immigration problems like we do here in the US. Hell, no one is beating down the door on Russia’s borders to get into that place. And, even when they do…

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