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Russia Threatens To Unleash Unstoppable Laser Show in Ukraine

Nato responds with lend-lease program contribution of lethal Laserium spectaculars.

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Russian claims to have lasers capable of destroying not only Ukrainian drones, but even satellites were met with derision by President Zelensky, who compared the Russian claims to “wonder weapons” Hitler touted late in…




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