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Santa And Mrs. Claus’ Experiment With Polyamory

Christmas is over and the games begin

Ho, Ho, juicy Ho

Spoiler alert. Santa and his darling, hardworking, ever-selfless partner of more than 200 years didn’t survive their games of dick-dick-goose. For all you Christmas-curious paparazzi, Crystal A. Walker provides more deets in her shocking exposé.



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Jennifer McDougall

Attempting Serious and Satire... Sometimes successful. Editor, Doctor Funny.