Savvy Investor Who Predicted Capitol Riot Reveals Next Big Thing
The riot at the Capitol last week took a lot of investors by surprise, but not this one. Donald Trump of the Lunatic Right Corporation (LRC) predicted way back in December that there would be something quite disturbing happening on January 6. “Be there, will be wild,” he said, encouraging his clients to go all in, travel to Washington and participate in the mayhem and fun.
How did other investors miss this?
“We will have a smooth transition of power,” advised Mitch Mcconnell, of the Party of No, Incorporated (PONI), back in December,
Smooth?
The Capitol riot may have been a lot of things but it sure wasn’t smooth.
He Wasn’t the Only One
Other clever investors, like Rudy Giuliani of Streaks of Hair-Dye Limited (SOHDL), and also of Hands Down His Pants Co (HDHPC) had a feeling that something was up.
“Let’s have a trial by combat,” said Rudy.
But only Donald Trump, the true stable genius, was able to predict exactly, almost to the letter, what was going to happen.
“Our country has had enough, they won’t take it anymore!” he tweeted the day before the riot.
