School Supplies — The List

Welcome back, families! Here is the school supplies list for your child, organized by grade level. Please have your little snots arrive with these items on the first day of school to ensure a smooth start to the 2018–19 year. Go Bali Birds of Paradise!

School Supplies List — Happy Days Elementary

SECOND GRADE

1 Box College-ruled spiral-ring Mukei Northern Polar Bear-patterned notebooks, NO PERFORATIONS!

2 Boxes College-ruled mandala-patterned composition books, recyclable paper, stitched binding, PERFORATIONS ONLY, winos!

8 Reams Boise Polaris, acid-free, jam-free, mortuary-white paper

1 Two-inch three-ring binder (Phuket-sea azure)

2 One-and-a-half-inch three-ring binders (key-lime green, organic yolk-yellow)

1 Half-inch two-ring binder — (magenta)

5 Packs of 50 heavyweight lambskin sheet protectors

5 Poly 2-pocket folders, 4 prongs

2 Poly 3-pocket folders no prongs

3 Poly 5-pocket folders 3 prongs, 2 rings, you writing this down, mami?

100 Gorilla Glue All-Temp Hot Glue Sticks, Epoxy Max Temp 200–249 degrees (F), 4 “

100 packs Ticonderoga Woodcase Palm Beach-Style Golf Pencils, HB #2

100 packs Thick AND Dense Expo Multi-Colored Markers

100 packs Sharpie Electro Pop Permanent Markers, Ultra Sweet Fine

50 Rolls of Non-Recyclable, Landfill-Engorging Paper Towels

50 Boxes Gallon-Size Ziploc bags and Don’t Friggin’ Ask Why

50 EO Sanitizing Hand Sprays Organic Lavender With Echinacea NOT Chia Extract

100 packs Anti-viral, Anti-bacterial, Biodegradable Premium Clorox Wipes

3 Magnetic Steel Dry As Fuck Erase Boards

1 Pair Bowers & Wilkins P9 Signature Headphones For Analytical Listening & Calm Abiding Drills OR

3 Tibetan Singing Bowls (Cushion Mallets preferred)

THANK YOU IN ADVANCE FOR HELPING US HELP YOUR LITTLE ONE TO MEET THE STATE STANDARDS!