Schools out for Prime Day at Amazon Headquarters!

“Bro-HO! We’re not holding hands, for the record! As stick people we don’t have hands which is super no-homo of us.” — Samson and Charlie

“One, two, three…HAPPY PRIME DAY!!” everyone screamed. A cacophony of sounds erupted; two people started violently hiccuping, another moaned loudly, a fourth had a seizure! For it was 9:30 am and the Section 4 employees at Amazon Headquarters could not get enough of Prime Day, it was like they just had their first kiss! Samson and Charlie fist bumped but accidentally activated each other’s smart watches…