The Haven
Published in

The Haven

Clem Samson

Dec 9, 2021

6 min read

Christmas Sermon

Scientists: If There Is An Afterlife, It Will Be Exactly As Shitty As This Life

Why? Because there will be people there. That’s why.

Presto, change-o, all society’s problems are magically fixed by death? How’s that work exactly?

--

--

More from The Haven

A Place to Be Funny Without Being a Jerk

Read more from The Haven

AboutHelpTermsPrivacy

Get the Medium app

A button that says 'Download on the App Store', and if clicked it will lead you to the iOS App store
A button that says 'Get it on, Google Play', and if clicked it will lead you to the Google Play store
Clem Samson

Clem Samson

2.5K Followers

Essayist, humorist, satirist, funny-ist, poetist, fictionalist, fabulist, quizzist, journalist. Creative Writing Prof at Harvard College, Duluth, Minnesota.

Help

Status

Writers

Blog

Careers

Privacy

Terms

About

Text to speech