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Christmas Sermon

Scientists: If There Is An Afterlife, It Will Be Exactly As Shitty As This Life

Why? Because there will be people there. That’s why.

Presto, change-o, all society’s problems are magically fixed by death? How’s that work exactly?



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Clem Samson

Essayist, humorist, satirist, funny-ist, poetist, fictionalist, fabulist, quizzist, journalist. Creative Writing Prof at Harvard College, Duluth, Minnesota.