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Scientists: It’s Worse Than You Think

Your last moments are going to be super freaky

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The good news, they might be over fairly quickly.

The bad news, they might last an eternity.

The good news, even eternity is relative.

The bad news, your relatives are annoying.

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Clem Samson

Clem Samson

Essayist, humorist, satirist, funny-ist, poetist, fictionalist, fabulist, quizzist, journalist. Creative Writing Prof at Harvard College, Duluth, Minnesota.

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