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Scientists: People Are Less Lovable Than Pets

Here’s why you suck compared to your dog, cat, or even your pet lizard

Photo by Victor Grabarczyk on Unsplash

Your ego. That’s why you suck. You’re an egomaniac, and it’s a little tiresome to be around, to be honest.

Your dog, on the other hand, lives naturally in the state we call “post-ego.”

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Clem Samson

Clem Samson

Essayist, humorist, satirist, funny-ist, poetist, fictionalist, fabulist, quizzist, journalist. Creative Writing Prof at Harvard College, Duluth, Minnesota.

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