Sunday Sermon

Scientists: The Universe Is Not A Simulation

(But isn’t that exactly what they’d say if the universe WAS a simulation?)

Clem Samson
The Haven
Published in
5 min readMay 1, 2024

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In 2012 it was announced by physicists that they could find out whether the universe was a simulation by studying the cosmic rays.

Well, that kind of fizzled out. I guess it was too hard to study those rays, so we really still don’t have proof of this horrifying thesis that we are all stuck in a hideous cosmic video game of some sort. Personally, I hope we’re not stuck in a simulation. Of course, it’s probably better than being stuck in Mark Zuckerberg’s metaverse, which at that point I guess would be a simulation inside a simulation.

Other scientists have suggested that consciousness itself is proof of the simulation — that consciousness is a product that is produced by us, but not for us. Our consciousness is the “product” that the voyeurs watching this simulation view for their entertainment or whatever.

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Clem Samson
The Haven

HJumorist, satirist, poetist, journalist. Creative Writing Prof. Buy his The Seven Labyrinths here and go post ego! https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0D3Q2CWS2