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Scientists: There Are As Many Selves As There Are Stars In The Heavens

None of them are you

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So we have arrived at these conclusions about the self after our first chapters of our Scientists Series. We have boiled down the many categories of self to the following:




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Clem Samson

Clem Samson

Essayist, humorist, satirist, funny-ist, poetist, fictionalist, fabulist, quizzist, journalist. Creative Writing Prof at Harvard College, Duluth, Minnesota.

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