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War Sermon

Scientists: We Are A Violent Species

Don’t kid yourselves and don’t be a Pollyanna. Human beings are extremely aggressive.

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That’s why we have fangs, duh! So we can gnaw the flesh off the bone of the fellow human being we captured and boiled in a pot.

Chimpanzees are cute, aren’t they?

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Clem Samson

Clem Samson

Essayist, humorist, satirist, funny-ist, poetist, fictionalist, fabulist, quizzist, journalist. Creative Writing Prof at Harvard College, Duluth, Minnesota.

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