Scientists Write New Message to Intelligent Aliens: “Don’t Bother”

“The inhabitants of this planet are extremely violent, clinically insane and taste really bad.”

Clem Samson
The Haven

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Beacon in the Galaxy is the latest in a series of attempts to contact other lifeforms in the universe.

Only this one is a little different.

“We decided to tell the truth in this message,” said lead NASA scientist Jonathan Jiang. “In the past…

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Clem Samson
The Haven

Essayist, humorist, satirist, funny-ist, poetist, fictionalist, fabulist, quizzist, journalist. Creative Writing Prof at Harvard College, Duluth, Minnesota.