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Wednesday Sermon

Scientists: You Are An Ape

No wonder your room is such a mess!

Photo by Charge The Globe on Unsplash

Go easy on yourself, big guy. I know, I know, your Mom and Dad expected such big things out of you.

But newsflash: your mom and dad are apes too!

Just in case you doubted the scientists' assertion that you and all the rest of the population are in fact…

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Clem Samson

Clem Samson

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Essayist, humorist, satirist, funny-ist, poetist, fictionalist, fabulist, quizzist, journalist. Creative Writing Prof at Harvard College, Duluth, Minnesota.