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Scientists: You Evolved From A Slug

So why do you act so self-important?

en:User:Billlion — Wikipedia

All things considered, you are a close relative to the slug, or terrestrial gastropod mollusk. What happened in the evolution of the slug to homeo sapiens? Well, it lost its antennae, and instead of seeing with tentacles it now sees with eyes. The pneumostome turned into a nostril. The foot grew another foot — and a few inches, ha! Oh, and…

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Clem Samson

Clem Samson

Essayist, humorist, satirist, funny-ist, poetist, fictionalist, fabulist, quizzist, journalist. Creative Writing Prof at Harvard College, Duluth, Minnesota.