Scottie Sheffler Reveals Plans For His Next Dramatic Entrance To A PGA Major

Simon Black
The Haven
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3 min readMay 29, 2024

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Sheffler was arrested after apparently trying to ram his way into a golf course that had been closed by emergency services following a fatal car accident.

“Sorry, life is for the living,” said Sheffler. “That guy was dead. They weren’t gonna bring him back by blocking off the road all morning.”

It was announced today that authorities were going to drop charges against Sheffler after failing to find evidence that he dragged or injured police officer Somebody or Other.

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Simon Black
The Haven

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