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Hell Clicker!
Secret Hotel Hacks That Every Traveler Should Know
Put baggage in the bathtub as soon as you get in the room.
Why? I’ll tell you in a minute.
The summer is travel season — and that means hotel rooms. They can be soulless, characterless and blase spaces. Or they can be super fun adventure rooms. These hacks will help you get the most out of your accomodations.
But before we get into that, has the word “hack” become diluted somewhat from overuse? I mean, is this an “amazing hack” to prevent tooth loss — brush your teeth? Try this “hack” to avoid heart stoppage and brain death — breathe. What about this one? Great hack for cleaning the carpet — use a vacuum cleaner.
Those aren’t real hacks, see. But these hacks are real hacks. The next time you are in a hotel, you’ll thank me. But you don’t have to. I’m happy knowing I helped people. It’s what I do.
Oh, and by the way, I’m hell-clicker!
I serve humanity by clicking on clickbait stories, finding out the answer to the questions so cruelly…
