SHAKE SHACK ANNOUNCES DOUBLE IMPEACHMENT DEALS
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
NEW YORK(BUSINESS WIRE): Shake Shack Inc (NYSE: SHAK) today announced that the Company will be offering deals coinciding with the Impeachment Trial, beginning Tuesday, February 9th.
For the entirety of the impeachment trial, customers at any location can receive a double patty for the price of a single in honor of the former President being the first president to be impeached twice.
Chief of High Impact Marketing, Liz Dole explains, “It’s been a truly challenging 2020 and start to 2021 for the American people, from the pandemic to the racial reckoning to the Capitol insurrection. We at Shake Shack strive to support our customers through the good and the bad. We take pride in being there for our customers special moments, from first dates to celebrations after winning the big t-ball game. And, this month is no exception as the United States enters its second impeachment trial for Former President Trump. In honor of the historic first of a President being impeached twice, we are rolling out our Second Impeachment Deals for a limited time only. How limited? It depends how many witnesses get called. Basically, the madder Lindsay Graham is, the longer our deal will continue.”
Shake Shack will feature a special custard flavor for the trial: Im-Peach-Mint. Customers can receive one milkshake free if they tweet “Were at the Capitol insurrection?” at the NYPD officers who invented and spread the rumor that Shake Shack staff put bleach in their milkshake.
Dole added: “We know things are really awful right now, and we want to do what we can to unite the country through the two things we can agree on: Burgers and that it’s hilarious when members of Congress accidentally say erection instead of insurrection”. Any day during the trial where a Senator misspeaks in this manner, Shake Shack is offering all customers free crinkle fries. No purchase necessary.
These takeout only deals won’t last long. Or they will. Shake Shack, like the rest of the nation, is not really sure.
