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Sharing My Problems With The Housekeeper Proves I’m Not Racist

We have a heart-to-heart moment before she cleans my house

Have you met my housekeeper? Her name is Maria. We’re on a first-name basis, so I don’t need to know her last name. That’s how close we are.

Maria is from Guatemala. Or is it Honduras? I always mix-up the poverty-stricken countries my…



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James Klein

Writes humor and awkward bios. Top Writer in Satire 2022. Top Writer in Humor 2023. McSweeney’s, Slackjaw, Points in Case, and others at