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Should We Call Him President Dump?

And, of course, “Vanky” rhymes with “Stanky”

From left: Author’s Archives and Twitter screenshots from CNN and JimmyJazz1968.

Princess Ivanka
c/o Clown Prince Jared
Somewhere in South Florida

Dear Vanky:

Is it OK if I call you “Vanky”? I’m just a little boy — 7 months old next week! — but I sort of like this…



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Brooke Ramey Nelson

Brooke Ramey Nelson

Native Texan & Mizzou Journalism grad. I’ve worked in newspapers, politics, PR & as a high school pubs adviser/AP English teacher. TOP WRITER?