Should You Breastfeed Your Boyfriend In Public?
A difficult question that every woman must answer for herself
At first I was like, “No fucking way. Get your god damned mouth off my boob, we’re in the parking lot of Walmart. People might see.”
But boyfriends’ feeding times are often difficult to schedule. Look, we’re all very busy people. We’re running around from here to there, and sometimes we miss a feeding.
My own boyfriend needs to feed on my boob at least five times a day. I think that’s pretty average, from talking to my female friends.
“Yeah, my boyfriend feeds at least that. Sometimes ten times a day,” my best friend Emily told me.
“Does he bite?” I asked.
“Yes!!!” she said. “I love it!”
“Oh so do I!”
I was surprised to learn that some girls don’t let their boyfriends bite during nursing.
“It feels like I’m being attacked by a squirrel!” said my girlfriend Laney. “I hate it when he bites during boyfriend breastfeeding time.”
What About Burping the Boyfriend?
“Yes, sometimes gets burpy as he sucks my boobs,” said Lisa, my assistant who has a 24-year-old new bae. “I just hit him on the back…
