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Six Reasons He No Longer Finds You Irresistible.

6 min readApr 10, 2025

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Well, I’m recovering from a bad break up. I don’t know what happened. I guess we let the romance go stale. Has that ever happened to you?

It has? I’m sorry. It’s not him though, it’s you.

Yes. You let him start taking you for granted. You let him get bored.

But lucky you — I’ve made a list. It NEVER HAS TO HAPPEN AGAIN!! I just made a list! That’s right, six ways to up your game and keep the romance burning on EXTRA HOT forever grrrl!!

Here are the six things you did that made you unattractive, killed the spark and made him bored. Like really bored.

Study this list of things you did that you shouldn’t have done. And change. Bring that sexy back!

1. Resting bitch face (RBF)

I know, “bitch” is a horrible term. But one of the most complicated things about RBF is that apparently some men — a small minority — actually are attracted to a face that looks like it wants to bite your head off. But most men are either scared by it or put off. So you might want to fix that.

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Christine Stevens
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Written by Christine Stevens

Funny lady, writer of satire and sex, proud Californian. Like me? You can buy me a coffee here: https://buymeacoffee.com/xtinesteveO. Cheers!

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