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Six Sex Positions that Make You Look Slimmer

Have you put on pandemic pounds? Try these moves and he’ll never notice!

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Let’s face it, ever since the gym closed you’ve been slowly putting on weight. Sure, you signed up for those Zoom HIIT classes. Let’s just say, they weren’t a HIIT. They were a FLOOP. And then there was hiking. Was being the operative word. You haven’t done it in…




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Christine Stevens

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Funny lady, writer of satire and sex, proud Californian, language doctor and lover of Medium!

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