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Skipper, my Foreskin will not Retract

Another yarn from my many years at sea

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No, not ‘my boomerang won’t come back’.

It was much worse.

How it all started

The crew — Tabitha, Dan, Jonno and myself (skipper and owner of ‘Blue Mist’) — assembled on a Friday afternoon in Portsmouth Harbour, just a mile from HMS Victory.




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James Marinero

James Marinero

Follow me for a varied Top Writer diet: true stories, humor, tech, AI, travel, geopolitics and small business tips as I write around the world on my old boat.

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