So You Turned Into A Giant Cockroach — Now What?

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First, don’t panic. No, your life isn’t over. I know, I know, poor Gregor Samsa — spoiler alert! — dies in the end. But that was 1915.

Things are different for giant cockroaches today. Society has evolved. We accept so much more than we did back in the last century.

We accept you.