So You Turned Into A Giant Cockroach — Now What?

Simon Black
The Haven
Published in
2 min readNov 17, 2023

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Photo by Romi Yusardi on Unsplash

First, don’t panic. No, your life isn’t over. I know, I know, poor Gregor Samsa — spoiler alert! — dies in the end. But that was 1915.

Things are different for giant cockroaches today. Society has evolved. We accept so much more than we did back in the last century.

We accept you.

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Simon Black
The Haven

This is not the Simon Black that you know. This is a different Simon Black. He does not work in your organization or live in your city.