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So, You Want To Date My Daughter?

Every dad’s biggest fear

Attention fathers of teens and pre-teen girls!

I hope you are either sitting or laying down in a fetal position.

The innocent years of play dates and princess parties are coming to an end.

Before you know it your daughters will be buying crop tops, wearing mascara and talking about moving…



A Place to Be Funny Without Being a Jerk

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Tommy Paley

I write creative non-fiction, humorous and random short stories, unique and tasty recipes and fiction involving odd and funny relationships. I also love cheese.