Some announcements before this month’s orgy

Scotty Jenkins
Nov 6 · 3 min read
Photo by Michael Mazzone on Unsplash

Dear Members,

I’m so excited about this month’s gathering! I have some important announcements before we convene this Friday.

  1. We have two new members: Charlie and Caitlyn, a married couple that’s new to town but not to gettin’ down. Be sure to introduce yourself on Friday (they’ll be wearing the customary new-member orange masks). Please also familiarize yourself…

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