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Sorry Bill Gates, But There Will Be More Than Three Jobs Left After The AI Takeover

3 min readMar 27, 2025

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So Bill Gates is in the news again today. Not for divorce or affairs or his doom doom doom opinions about pandemics, but about AI.

He says only three jobs will survive the pandemic:

  • Coders: The Architects of AI.
  • Energy Experts: The Guardians of Power.
  • Biologists: The Explorers of Life.

Um. Geez, Bill Gates, I just wonder what we are going to do in the future when our plumbing bursts? Is AI going to fix our pipes? No. I think that plumbers will still be needed.

What about when we buy one of those ceiling fans at Home Depot and then we realize what dumbshits we are and how afraid of electricity we are and how being shocked is really scary? What are we going to do? Call AI to come install our ceiling fan?

No. We are going to call an electrician or a handyman.

You get the point. There are tons and tons and tons of blue collar services that will still need to be provided after the AI revolution.

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Christine Stevens
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