The Haven
Published in

The Haven

Space Available: Sorry, extra space, it’s over

There’s only room for one space in my heart now

Space and my thumbs had a good thing for a long time, but then the sentence ended.

Dear extra space,

After years of dedicated devotion and despite the strident tutelage of my 10th Grade Typing-Driver’s Ed. teacher (sorry Mrs. Rabinowitz!), it’s with a heavy heart that I tell you I think it’s time we end our relationship.

--

--

--

A Place to Be Funny Without Being a Jerk

Recommended from Medium

Day 26 of 💯: I Don’t Know What I Do For a Living

Dad Jokes Word Teasers

Dear Curator, Do you Like Hotdogs?

Hi there, Bichodomato here! Picture of Bicho stories in bubbles.

My Wife’s Farts are Turquoise (A love Story, No Winds, I Promise)

My Company is Called Company Ltd.

APOCALYPSE.

Follow & Unfollow after Follow Back

If Characters in Harry Potter Sent Pickup Lines

Get the Medium app

A button that says 'Download on the App Store', and if clicked it will lead you to the iOS App store
A button that says 'Get it on, Google Play', and if clicked it will lead you to the Google Play store
Scott Stavrou

Scott Stavrou

Writer (Losing Venice, a novel) & Writing Coach | American abroad | PEN Hemingway Award | ScottStavrou.com | http://bit.ly/LosingVenice

More from Medium

The Eloping Serial Killer

This is a picture of a bride about to get married. Our story is about a high school senior who was last seen, going to her high school prom. nShe has sicce clalled her parents, and now her and her prom date plan to elope.

It’s a funny thing, the haiku…

sample page of haiku by masters

Chapter 2 — I Thought I Already Knew This Stuff

The Mayor Parks his SUV in the Red