Space Available: Sorry, extra space, it’s over

There’s only room for one space in my heart now

Space and my thumbs had a good thing for a long time, but then the sentence ended.

Dear extra space,

After years of dedicated devotion and despite the strident tutelage of my 10th Grade Typing-Driver’s Ed. teacher (sorry Mrs. Rabinowitz!), it’s with a heavy heart that I tell you I think it’s time we end our relationship.