SpaceX Flight Attendant Says Musk Exposed Himself — Then Offered to Buy Her a Horse

When she didn’t accept, he said she was stubborn as a mule!

Johnny Robish
The Haven

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Source: Wikimedia Commons

A report has surfaced that billionaire Elon Musk exposed himself to a former SpaceX flight attendant while on his private jet. The report claims Musk exposed himself to her and then offered to give her a horse in exchange for sexual favors. The incident allegedly took place in a private cabin on the aircraft en route to London in 2016. Musk rubbed the woman’s leg and pleaded for a sexual massage, which she firmly declined. The details of the offense were laid out in a signed declaration, with Musk’s aerospace company SpaceX paying out $250,000 in 2018 to settle her sexual misconduct allegations — with the hope it would all go away.

So, let me get this straight. We have a jackass, offering to buy a woman a horse? Gee, that’s a switch! Of course, because it’s Elon Musk — you’re not getting the entire horse, you’re only getting the “horse’s ass.” All I can say is, let’s hope it wasn’t the horse I bet on in the Kentucky Derby. The poor thing looked pretty constipated.

Ironically, Musk just announced via a video conference call, that he can no longer vote Democrat and is now a Republican. Guess this sexual assault allegation was needed to prove to conservatives…

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Johnny Robish
The Haven

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