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Hi, this is Jarrett with Medium Benefits*. How are you today?

Thus began a vicious CIRCLE… :P

“Kevin” from Senior Benefits** rang me yesterday as I left the gym. He called to talk about a program that covers 100% of funeral expenses. I reacted with thunderous enthusiasm and overzealous gratitude that, of all the plebes “Kevin” could have called, he phoned me. “OH ‘KEVIN!’” I exclaimed.

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