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Spray WD-40 Up Your Faucet At Night If Alone

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6 min readJun 13, 2025

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Why Spray WD-40 Up Your Faucet When Alone?

Faucets are actually the long trunks of magical elephants who live under your sink, and they get thirsty at night. But if you’re not alone, don’t do it because people might think you are weird. Which you obviously are, but you don’t want people knowing that. Or maybe you do. I’ve found that the moment people discover how weird you are is both upsetting yet strangely freeing. Now they know. You can stop putting on that show you were putting on. Which was exhausting. Phew.

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Christine Stevens
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