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Squirt, the Soft Drink

It tastes great, but does it really contain female ejaculate?

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First of all, if my female ejaculate came out green like Squirt soft drink, I would be worried.

Female ejaculate is meant to be clear, any sexy person knows that.

Of course, if you added lemon or lime flavoring to female ejaculate, I supposed it might look like Squirt…

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Christine writes about funny sexual adventures. Some of them are hers. Some of them aren’t. All of them are yours to enjoy.

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