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It’s all about the chickens

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[RINGING TELEPHONE ANSWERED AFTER TWO RINGS]

(Dom) “Dominion Voting Systems, how may I direct your call?”

(Caller) «Bonjour. C’est le president de la 5eme République francaise »

(Dom) ”I’m sorry, caller, I don’t speak Spanish. Could you please say that again, but in English?”

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