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“Steve-O” by Gage Skidmore is licensed under CC BY-SA 2.0.

Steve-O on a Flight

On Sunday, May 25, 2022.

6:01 am American Airlines flight from LAX to JFK.

LA to NYC for the layman.

I saw Steve-O on this flight. He was in first class. I, a peasant in coach, with a business class in between us.

I walk by Steve-O on my walk of shame to coach. And he had, on top of him, a german shepherd “service dog”. This german shepherd even had a vest on that said, “service dog”.

So… I’m gonna go right ahead and assume that Steve-O is fuckin’ that dog.

Because Steve-O is not blind? So it’s not a service dog for the blind.

And I sincerely find it impossible to believe that a man who once attached a leech to his eye needs an emotional support dog to fly.

Steve-O once put a hook through his mouth and went swimming with sharks. So there is no way that that dog was an emotional support dog for him for flying. No way.

So Steve-O is fuckin’ that dog. He is. Because the ultimate Jackass stunt is to be fuckin’ a german shepherd in the sky.

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