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Stinks on a Plane — An Open Letter to Sh*theads and Fcuking Idiots in Closely Packed Places

We’ve all “enjoyed” these experiences

Break out the duct tape. It’s time to fly.

What’s not to love about hurtling through space in a shatter-on-impact missile with 377 sweaty strangers jammed cheek-to-jowl…



A Place to Be Funny Without Being a Jerk

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Michael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier)

The “MD” & “um” in Medium, and the “er” in wisenheimer | Doctor Funny editor/czar | subscribe & get an email whenever I publish | proudly wallowing in obscurity