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Stinks on a Plane — An Open Letter to Sh*theads and Fcuking Idiots in Closely Packed Places

We’ve all “enjoyed” these experiences

Note the close quarters (and the drunk, gas-filled, maniac on the left with glasses, about to lose his SHIT!) Photo by Hanson Lu on Unsplash

Break out the duct tape. It’s time to fly.

What’s not to love about hurtling through space in a shatter-on-impact missile with 377 sweaty strangers jammed cheek-to-jowl…

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Michael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier)

Michael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier)

The “MD” & “um” in Medium, and the “er” in wisenheimer | Doctor Funny editor/czar | subscribe & get an email whenever I perish | proudly wallowing in obscurity