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Stop Calling Me Mother Earth!

The Earth is having his say.

Firstly, stop calling me Mother Earth. I’m a bloke! I don’t like Father Earth very much, but at least it’s more accurate.
Just ‘Earth’ will do.

Now we’ve got that out of the way I can tell you all of my other complaints.

  1. Coronavirus is not me fighting back! How evil do you think I am? And…




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Rachel Dodman

Rachel Dodman

Rachel is a freelance writer from the UK. Check out her latest novella Downhill From Wednesday on Amazon!

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